McCoist's first forray in to the transfer market ends in abject failure. Why?

Bungling Ally McCoist has let his No 1 transfer target slip through his chubby little fingers. Hemed and McCoist met for a face to face meeting but apparently Hemed wasn't impressed with McCoists patter and refused point blank to sign a contract. McCoist will have to learn that he is going to need a little bit more than his cheeky chappy banter if he wants to persuade anyone to play at the bigotry dome also known as Ibrox.